Sometimes I make sense, but not usually.

 

mamaumbridge:

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

I would vote for Vermin Supreme because
he is running on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness, which America obviously needs right now
his platform also includes time travel research
and, obviously, free ponies for everyone
also he promises a law that requires everyone to brush their teeth because who doesn’t like good dental hygiene?

mamaumbridge:

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

I would vote for Vermin Supreme because

  • he is running on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness, which America obviously needs right now
  • his platform also includes time travel research
  • and, obviously, free ponies for everyone
  • also he promises a law that requires everyone to brush their teeth because who doesn’t like good dental hygiene?

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

This moment here is probably my favorite moment out of the entire trilogy, I would say.  This is a moment when there’s always a huge sniffle when the film’s going, and it’s usually me.”

- Peter Jackson

sweetassfacialbears:

A little bit of Rogers in my life 
A little bit of Iron Man by my side 
A little bit of Tasha is all I need 
A little bit of Thor is what I see 
A little bit of Bruce in the sun 
A little bit of Hawkeye all night long 
A little bit of Loki here I am 
A little bit of you makes me your man